True story:
Newmommy is in Gymboree with a bunch of other moms and babies. One of Bud's "friends" was particularly limber, showing great ease on much of the equipment. Another mommy in the group was apparently quite stricken with this, and observed: "you can tell that she'll be good in bed...look at all of those positions she's able to get into."
Do I need to point out how wrong that is? No, of course not. But, I will.
An eight-month-old should not be scored on her sexual ability. I'm sorry, I don't care what positions the girl can get into...it should be years before sex should even be inferred in relation to that kid. (Unless, of course, you're talking about how she came to be.) As far as I'm concerned, an eight-month-old whose good in bed is one who goes to sleep when she's put down, and doesn't wake up until 7:30. Even at four-years-old...if she's good in bed, it means she doesn't wet it.
Needless to say, Newmommy and the mother of the would-be sexual dynamo were taken aback by this comment.
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If it had been her own kid, I think my response woulda been, "I dunno. She looks like a dyke to me."
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