Sunday, April 01, 2007

Who Are They Trying To Keep Out of These Things?

What's the deal with kid's toys? First of all, the boxes are vacuum-sealed shut...and it takes forever to get the damn things open. Then, when you finally do get them open (and tape up all of the cuts on your hands), all of the pieces are super-glued to the inside of the box! The Department of Homeland Security should team up with the people who make kid's toys. If they can keep parent's out of kid's toys, they can keep terrorists off of planes.

And, if you didn't like my little Seinfeld impersonation, perhaps you'd like this one better.

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