Bud's sleeping, so let's take a look at some more exits on the information superhighway that lead you here...
1. "Diapers for a Bad Report Card." I'm no educator, but I believe there are other ways to get your kid's grades up.
2. "Medical Word of Shit." I pride myself on high quality, educational content.
3. "Toilet Humor." Ditto.
4. "My Milkshake Brings All the Little Boys to the Yard." Little boys? Which yard- remind me to avoid that one! (See also "What is a woman's milkshake?" Good question.)
5. "I blame the cavity creeps." We...make...holes in teeth.....we....make...holes in teeth.