And, keeping with the spirit of this blog, the entries need not be serious. I'm not looking for tear-jerking stories of heroism.
To enter, send the name of your nominee along with a short statement as to why he is your pick for Daddy of the Year to: mrbuddaddy [at] yahoo [dot] com.
THIS COMPETITION IS OPEN TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES, ALASKA OR HAWAII, OR A NATION THAT IS NOT THE UNITED STATES. Nominations will be accepted until December 31, 2006 at 11:59pm, or whenever I go out that night, whichever is earlier. Employees (and their immediate families) of Newdaddy! , Newdaddy! Enterprises, Newdaddy! Holding Company, Newdaddy! Partners, Ltd., and Argon Chemicals, Inc., and each of the foregoing parties' respective affiliated companies, and subsidiaries, are not eligible to submit nominations, unless they are really, really good. By submitting a nomination, entrants agree to be bound by the Official Rules and by the decisions of Newdaddy, which are final in all matters unless Newmommy overturns Newdaddy's decision, in which case, I guess I'm screwed. Void where prohibited, unless an exemption is available. Shots do not hurt other players, yet. Winning nominee will not receive anything except their name and biography posted on this blog, which should be enough, dammit!
2 comments:
I'm filing a complaint against Newdaddy! , Newdaddy! Enterprises, Newdaddy! Holding Company, Newdaddy! Partners, Ltd., and Argon Chemicals, Inc., and each of the foregoing parties' respective affiliated companies, and subsidiaries alleging gender discrimination, sexual harrassment, and intentional infliction of emotional distress based upon the exclusion of women in general from this contest. By limiting your contest pool to men, you are discriminating against half of the world's population and thus have made women (and therefore mothers) around the globe feel inferior and have belittle an entire institution. I am asking that you either 1) open this contest to all people, regardless of gender or 2) immediately end this contest.
Thank you.
12:43pm,
Fair enough...we are going to open this contest up per the previous comment...
...all fathers are eligible...regardless of their sex.
Newdaddy
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